A failed attempt: Sharks of the Corn breakdown

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Are you ready for a wild ride through shark-infested cornfields? Don't hesitate to get yourself on the ride, because "Sharks of the Corn" is ready to bring you an enthralling mix of terror and comedy. Written by legendary Tim Ritter, this ultra low-budget feature draws inspiration from Stephen King's classic "Children of the Corn" (1984) as it transforms into a funny and weird comedy that'll have your at a loss for words as well as rolling around with laughter.

An Cornfield Carnival of Chaos

In the first scene, a cornfield that appears innocent "Sharks of the Corn" establishes the comedy of its characters. We are introduced to Gary and Susan as two of the characters. They rapidly fade away into the background after the film has veered towards unexpected direction. The plot weaves together horror elements and an array of subplots to create a wonderful combination that can best be described as a cornfield carnival of chaos.

An The Psychopathic Shark Enthusiast

Then there's Teddy Bo Lucas, a figure who provides an added element of chaos to the unsettling storyline. This psychopathic shark enthusiast has an uncanny fascination with these creatures of the sea. In case sharks and cornfields weren't enough bizarre, Teddy is taking his fascination to a whole new level when you witness him commit an unimaginable murder in his room at the motel. This twist of surprise sets the stage for an enthralling whirlwind in intrigue and skepticism.

Dissension, Cults, and Sharks

It gets even more complicated when the authorities place the blame on Gary, a poor Gary for Susan's murder, however, he is not the motive. Meanwhile, a shark cult becomes a nebulous subplot. The story takes us to the world of cornfields where religions of the shark collide. As if it's not going to get any more crazy it turns out that two thieves are determined to take away a young shark from this religious cult. This is an enthralling mix of comic and slapstick that will keep viewers on the edge.

Critiques as well as Comic Relief

While "Sharks of the Corn" provides a different and unique adventure, it's not without its faults. There are frequent jumps between multiple characters and different scenes, creating a sense of disorientation for viewers and unable to keep track of several plotlines. It's a conscious choice of stylistic design that adds to the spoof aspect of the film however it's not every person's cup of tea.

The production value of the film have been deliberately low as is the acting, which falls into the category of unreliable. Even in a sea of mediocre performances, Steve Guynn shines through with his outstanding performance. He is taking on the role of his character rather than doing nothing more than reciting his dialogue. It's a rare piece of real acting in the midst that is filled with overblown and sloppy performances.

Shark Puppets and Bonkers Plotlines

"Sharks of the Corn" shows its low-budget inclination with the use of cheap effects which have an appealing charm. Most shark attacks are hilariously performed by hand puppets, adding the illusion of a certain absurdity the movie. The absurd plot, that revolves around a shark cult's plan for reviving a legendary shark goddess and is the point where the film completely unleashes its wit. But, the creativity of this film often cannot translate into an thrilling and enjoyable experience.

Amateurish Cinematography, Explosions Optional

Another area where "Sharks of the Corn" fails is the cinematography. The frame and the visuals come out as sloppy, lacking polished and refined look that's often seen with mainstream horror films. While it's possible that this was done so that the film maintains a budget-conscious look yet it does affect the quality of the experience.

In the end "Sharks of the Corn" may be an acquired one. It's slow and boring sequence of events that can be confusing of. Low production values complicated plot lines, and uncertain acting Sharks of the Corn trailer are likely to turn off the viewers in search of a polished horror-comedy experience. For those who are interested in low-quality entertainment films "Sharks of the Corn" falls short of delivering humor that one would expect to see.

Final Rating The Final Score: One "Stock Footage Overlay" Out of Five

Due to its poor quality video, actor, sound and editing "Sharks of the Corn" just doesn't meet the quality. Despite the potential for a fantastically fun spoof film the film fails to create an integrated and enjoyable user experience. Since I am the (blog) reviewer, let me conclude with a hilarious point: movies, like corn, are only better when they include explosions. Unfortunately, "Sharks of the Corn" hasn't made the cut.

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